Dock Shock

Usually occurs when a boss or incompetent PC user's dock is way too full of shortcut icons and open document tabs.

Co-worker: Did you like the boss' presenation?

Me: Nah, but his screen put me in dock shock though.

by sheeshkabobs November 12, 2010

docudramedy

A documentary that depicts dramatic events while providing comic relief.

The genre of the movie we're making for the Chicago trip is going to be a docudramedy.

by bandtrip11 March 28, 2011

Dock Block

The act of a person or people preventing other people from having sex on a boat.

Example 1: Dude, I was going to fuck her, but her friend Dock Blocked me and came into the cuddy cabin.

Example 2: Get the fuck off my boat! Fucking Dock Block!

by Master Baiting July 8, 2012

Doctor 40

Mogen David 20/20 wine. Also called Mad Dog or Mad Dog 20/20. It is a low end, cheap wine; a favorite of winos and young men who think it is cool to get drunk on the cheapest wine that is available. It is cheap and strong. It has an 18% alcohol content, even though many think the name is derived from an alcohol content of 20%

I'm in need of a buzz, but I don't have much cash. Let's get some Doctor 40 for what ails us.

by Tugboat Bill November 13, 2011

docking a quimbsby

A term for masturbation ,wanking when you have a less than average sized penis

jake Liam what are you doing

liamI'm docking a quimbsby jake
Oh dude that's nasty

by Buttorange101 January 17, 2018

Doctor Car

A derelict vehicle used to transport mental patients in between mental institutions and farms to steal chickens. Most common doctor cars are faded green and black 1975 Chrysler New Yorkers. The passenger door is also usually missing.

Farmer: "What are you doing with my chick?"

Ricky: "Actually I am a doctor, he is a mental patient, just getting some outdoors time, there is my doctor car right there."

by Drunkcrazyfuckinglunatic June 13, 2018

dockus

A Dockus is a male that was once aloud to leave the house to interact with his friends. Then multiplied his duties at home, and is no longer aloud to hangout unless it’s a ‘work event’!

Dude, remember how fun John before he became a Dockus?

by FunGuyOhio7 July 20, 2019