dominant dick leg

also known as D.D.L.

The leg your dick tends to gravitate towards on a regular basis.

My left leg is my dominant dick leg.

by ashleylauren8 October 26, 2011

floppy donkey dick

A dick that is so big, it dips into the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl!

"Dude I just pinched a loaf in that toilet"

by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

Suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

a hillarious way of saying suck a dick but in more detail, thanks to the original creator, me

my boss didnt want to give me a raise when i asked so i told him to go suck a big fat hairy donkey dick

by rudebwoy April 25, 2006

donkey dick sandwich

A slang term for a sausage sandwich with mustard between white bread with or without cheese depending on how poor you are.

Jim Bob made a donkey dick sandwich for lunch.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

Red Dot Dick

RDD... when you have sex so ferociously with out a condom that in the morning you have red dots on your dick..
could also be early signs of a VD
what happens when you hit a skanky girl raw daddy

I shoulda never done that prostitute without a condom... I woke up this morning with Red Dot Dick.

by j nellie December 4, 2007

dog dick

another term for the Spartan Laser from Halo 3. The laser has a red color, and thusly is like a "red rocket" or a dog dick.

quick go get the dog dick before the blue team can get it.

Oh shit, i hear the dog dick

by Jordan Halo 3 Beta Tester June 6, 2007

Doodie Dick

The result of not washing after Doodie Fucking (see definition).

I just doodie fucked Jocelyn and I couldn't shower right away and now I got doodie dick.

by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011