get deuced

to get fucked over so bad by something or someone and have no choice but to accept it.

"man its 8:00 and we're not off...I'm sick of gettin deuced." This happens daily in the lives of members of the 502nd Infantry Brigade at Ft. Campbell, KY. To "get deuced" is the worst possible way to be punished.

by na$ty nate and junior April 23, 2006

ace deuce

best friend (prison slang)

Yo, ace deuce, shank that cho mo for me.

by The Inmate June 21, 2008

droppin' a deuce

pooping you retard.

"Where were you?" "Droppin' a deuce you retard."

by em & jane September 27, 2003

Rodeo Deuce

Doing number 2 in a toilet in which the toilet seat has not been tightened down well, resulting in squirming from left to right due to the unstableness of the seat.

I just experianced a rodeo deuce!

by Duckwalk August 30, 2010

deuce ninja

(noun) Any dog that can catch a frisbee or jump more than one and a half times its own height. These athletic feats of agility distinguish certain dogs as ninjas instead of regular shit factories.

The deuce ninja jumped the fence again chasing the mailman.

by Scrapheap Markus January 12, 2008

deuce-block

when you're just about to drop a deuce in a public restroom usually in the case of college dorms and someone usually a douchebag decides to occupy the stall right next to you, dashing your hopes & dreams of a peaceful poo

I found an empty bathroom and as soon as I was about to give a solid back to the community, this guy came in and deuce-blocked me.

by IllestM'FockerAlive March 4, 2013

deuce cloud

A cloud of gas with the distinctive odor of deuce. A discharge of flatulence. Often appears after a crop dusting. Emanates from the sphincter, usually deadly.

Man, this deuce cloud is so thick I think I can taste it.

by Malnack July 7, 2010