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The Angry Dinosaur

When a girl is going down on a guy and he punches her in the forehead and she bites his dick.
“I gave her the Angry dinosaur last night. Hurt like a bitch but man was it hot!”
by DarthRoxy January 1, 2018
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playing the dinosaur game

When someone is “playing the dinosaur game”, it means they don’t have internet connection/service.
“Can you text Davey for me real quick?”

“Sorry, I can’t, I’m playing the dinosaur game.”
by starstruck_x May 18, 2024
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Dinosaurs

Dinosaurs are beautiful creatures
Jake:Bro look at that dinosaurs

Stacy:wow I can't believe they got extinct they look so cool

Bob: there cool until they eat you
by NotToby_ March 24, 2022
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dinosaur ignorance

The willful refusal of corporate leadership to acknowledge or adopt emerging technology, trends, or innovations. This often leads to catastrophic business failure. Most commonly found in legacy companies where senior execs are allergic to change and cling to outdated models like it’s still 1995.

Symptoms include:

- Laughing off disruptive startups

- Refusing to invest in digital transformation (including AI)

- Saying things like “This is how we’ve always done it”

- Holding 3-hour meetings to ignore 3-minute solutions

- Exaggerated paranoia about worst case outcomes trying new things.

- Refusal to invest extra money just because it might lower short term profitability and might temporarily upset investors.

- Pathetically trying to look “new and hip” by wasting money on asinine expenditures DEI and wokeness thinking customers will overlook outdated products and services. This was especially problematic 2021-2024 but still unfortunately prevalent in many corporations. This is the “Bud Light” effect.
Blockbuster had a chance to buy Netflix for pocket change, but their execs unfortunately had Dinosaur Ignorance. They thought they were too big to fail and they couldn’t see the asteroid of new technology about to obliterate their entire business model. Now there is just a sad empty dusty store in Oregon full of regrets.
by BlueonBack2628 March 21, 2025
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Dinosaur Manager

A football manager that’s been in the game for a long time and been to multiple clubs but not able to provide results for their club and often have the tactics of a goldfish and normally take their team down to relegation.
I hope we don’t get a replacement dinosaur manager like Steve Bruce, Sam Allardyce or Neil Warnock
by I'mSoSad April 2, 2021
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