bean cushion

the act of crushing ones testicles while sitting down

Bill went to sit down and abruptly jumped up screaming.

Tom: What's wrong?

Bill: I just sat on my bean cushion bro!

by the madbanana September 24, 2010

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tennessee crusher

It's when something like a lobster or angry women grabs a vice grip and squeezes your balls so tight you turn into peewee Herman.

Holy shit you see that shit!?
"What?"
Dude that lobster just gave Timmy a Tennessee crusher
Oh shit yea he was sounding like he had helium tank shoved up his ass.
That bitch made Timmy sound like mike Tyson

by Xgh0stx May 5, 2014

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bush cush

A large mass of pubic hair that serves to cushion the base of your penis from the impact of the woman's vagina you are destroying. It may also tickle her labia, which, depending on her preferences, may increase pleasure.

Mike: "I totally annihilated my girlfriend last night."

Ted: "Aren't you sore?"

Mike: "Nah, my bush cush softened the blows."

Ted: "Gross."

by Turkey Slapper May 9, 2014

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Kitty crusher

Fuckin' the pussy so hard it looks like it exploded

Guy 1: Man that guy looks like a kitty crusher
Guy 2: yeah I heard he wrecks cunts

by Deathcorekid182 May 6, 2015

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Friend crushed

An annoying event where a girl takes her friend's (your crush) phone and flirts with you (you are unaware that your crush isn't the one texting) seemingly giving you the opportunity to tell your crush that you like them back. However, your crush would then tell you that their friend took their phone.

Last night Tara said she wanted to fuck and I sent her a dick pic. It turns out that Tara's friend Lea was texting me so now I have to explain to Tara why I sent her my dick. Being friend crushed sucks

by latinojodido July 14, 2016

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