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curtains match the carpet

when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.
Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.
by OnE LoVe September 1, 2003
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The Shower Curtain Swat

This is a phrase that best describes the act of "No matter how old you get or who's bathroom you're in, if you are sitting on a toilet- and the shower is in arms reach from you...you will swat it just to make sure there is/are no one or no thing lurking behind there." Sometimes even when the curtain is see through.
No matter who's house I'm at, you will always hear me doing the shower curtain swat.
by Nadia! December 27, 2017
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Electronic Curtain Twitcher

A person who has nothing better to do other than spy on their fellow Social Media friends for signs of gossip.
Their duties include:
1. Scour other people's social media profiles for news they can use for their own joviality.
2. Using partners/friends account so they can't be traced or twitched at themselves.
3. Check out how sexy members of the opposite sex are without the person knowing.
I'm sure so and so is an electronic curtain twitcher as they seem to know so much about me and we're not even friends.
by The Real Funky Gibbon November 13, 2013
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Picking out curtains

A point in a relationship when you're so close with the person you're dating that moving in together is all but certain. You literally begin picking out curtains for your future apartment together.
Jake: What happened with you and Ruth? I heard you two broke up.
Matt: I have no idea...we were picking out curtains and everything...
by The JVL November 19, 2007
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Meat Curtains

The outer lips of the vagina. An older womans labia. The lips of a woman that's had multiple children. Old, saggy, wrinkled and hairless meat curtains.
I was with an older woman and after almost going down on her noticed she had real long meat curtains.
by Just another twisted mind. March 24, 2009
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fuzzy beef curtain

The Fuzzy beef curtain is a sex act in which 2 older males (Or more) use a tube to insert diarrhoea into other males penis holes. After which they have done finishing , all males ejaculate, spouting the diarrhoea on the one male in the middle creating a curtain like pattern all around his body
I walked in on my granddad and his older male friends pulling off the fuzzy beef curtain
by Memer tremer March 29, 2016
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pulling up the curtain

The act of rolling up one's upper lip, as though it were a curtain, to expose the teeth (often in the fashion of imitating a beaver). Pulling the curtain originated in the Appalachians and is frequently utilized in comedic Vine parodies. Pulling up the curtain can be used to express overwhelming joy, frustration, anger, or a natural response to hearing a banjo.
When Seth told Jennifer they were going on a road trip to the Smokey Mountains, she immediately was overwhelmed with joy and was "pulling up the curtain".
by Bloney Sammich November 12, 2013
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