Crusty Jebus

A new strain of highly contagious fast acting STI, consisting of dried mucus around the genitalia. Very commonly spread in party’s set in the 80s.

Johnny gave Sandy his crusty jebus last night

by Hugh_jackmeoff October 7, 2018

Crusty carpet

A carpet that has gathered so much dust that it has fossilised and become crust.

That carpet is such a crusty carpet! Clean it!

by BeefyToeFandom November 17, 2018

Crusty

Crusty is a word me and my friends use to describe this one girl(she doesn’t mind it)

Oh look there’s crusty!

by Beautifuldoggo December 3, 2018

Crusty Snatch

Crusty being, well crusty...bread crumbs sticking to the thiccc thighs, and snatch being another word for pussy (vagina).

That girl had a damn thick crusty snatch on her

by CatFeces_Burglar January 3, 2019

Crusty

Describing a persons mannerisms and way of life. A particularly disgusting person figuratively or literally.

Friend 1: Did you see that girl in the bar with the toilet paper on her?

Friend 2: Yea, that girl is crusty af !

by Garbarr March 15, 2019

Crusty Bugger

An anus that has been thoroughly covered in sand.

Chad: “Wow, Brad, you’ve got a real crusty bugger”
Brad: “Ah, yeah. It’s painful, but it’s what I get for a day on the beach.”

by Dongleicious June 30, 2019

Crusty Bugger

An anus that has been thoroughly covered in sand.

“Wow, Chad, you have an incredibly crusty bugger! Does it hurt?”

by Dongleicious June 30, 2019