Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights

Bri'ish chips

Guy 1: You call these things chips? Instead of Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights? Rather a bit cringe, innit bruv?
Guy 2: wtf

by Keyboard Fucker January 10, 2022

Toe Cruncher

A Politician.

Look at that Toe Cruncher over there!!!!!
(no one says that)

by urfahter November 22, 2022

Coleslaw cruncher

A nigga who like eating coleslaw all day. They nasty ass hell too

"Yo bro you know i be eating coleslaw right"
"You a coleslaw cruncher nigga wtf"

by Wheretfisq50 May 19, 2023

The two finger crunch

After a sustained period of double fingering a girl. One can be left with a sticky mess of bodily fluid connecting the fore and middle fingers.

If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".

The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.

Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.

"I madly fingered her all night, she was crazy into it. Although I woke up with the two finger crunch"

by kiwiguntman June 5, 2014

cock cruncher

Someone who loves sucking a good dick here and there and does a damn good job at it

You know Kayla? Damn she's a cock cruncher!!

by Graffikul July 3, 2005

crunkphy

originated in orange county a combination of "crunk","hyphy", and "gangsta surfers"

1.Look at the that guy ghostriding his surfboard, that foo is crunkphy.
2.I get crunkphy at "CLUB BOOGEY"

by nalin A.k.A. X-Ecutioner November 5, 2006

crunkcrusher

The best Warrior on world of warcraft ever

dude i want to be like crunkcrusher - furi

by QQpewpew69 September 30, 2007