by Sparf-meef May 05, 2007
a crotch castle is when you get out of the lake or river or ocean and you have a ton of sand in your swimsuit.
by Allie April 24, 2005
A condition caused by any activity that results in a mans underwear becoming wet for a sustained period, resulting in chafing, redness, and a yeast colony growing on the scrotum.
This results in painful burning and itching, with incessant pulling at the groin for relief.
This results in painful burning and itching, with incessant pulling at the groin for relief.
by RabbiRob July 03, 2006
An annoying drunk douche bag at the bar who repeatedly stalks, irritates, and unsuccessfully tries to hit on or make small talk with women with the intent to hopefully get laid
Hey beautiful, what's your name?
Beat it crotch pheasant!
Damn Jenny, that crotch pheasant was trying to get at my bird seed. Do I look like a bird feeder or what?
Beat it crotch pheasant!
Damn Jenny, that crotch pheasant was trying to get at my bird seed. Do I look like a bird feeder or what?
by Bee's Knees! June 30, 2010
A rocket with two wheels, one of which is often not on the ground due to high power/weight ratio, that you straddle and zoom all around slow moving boxes on wheels.
by zoom zoom September 01, 2004
The act of shoving multiple beers in your waistline to prevent walking up and down stairs to your backpack at parties.
Much like a beer belt... only worse for your pants.
Much like a beer belt... only worse for your pants.
by shteph12 February 09, 2011
When a male wears shorts and sits down to reveal his shorts get bunched up between his thighs, leaving what is now known as "crotch clevage."
Disclaimer: This can be a good experience, or a bad one...
Disclaimer: This can be a good experience, or a bad one...
by Leafy & Steph August 11, 2007