Crispy Calamari

Receiving a reach around in a restaurant bathroom stall

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.

by anonymous March 21, 2025

Crispy

An exceptionally strong or buff person, especially if their appearance or personality seems frail.

That old man is really crispy-he can lift 100 pounds.

by Miku Miku oo-ee-oo June 12, 2024

crispy

Someone who is 'crispy' is a person who exudes confidence, sophistication and a clean sharp sense of style without seeming overly contrived or forced. Their personality, confidence and style feel authentic and innate while coming off as effortless.

Dude that girl is sooo crispy!!

by On-Chon July 14, 2024

Crispy Cone

A sunburnt penis of an old man

Did you see that boomer tanning naked over there? He's got the smallest crispy cone I've ever seen.

by ChaoticWeiner March 28, 2025

Crispy Crew

A group of five, Crispy Crewmates. They all get crispy and do the big dance, buddy runs it all.

When life gets hazy, you know it's about to get Crispy, because the Crew is here!

Yoo, did you see the Crispy Crew last night?
Wow, big chance to get Crispy with the Crew.
Skibidi ohio sigma, Crispy Crew in the house!

by skidibiland2 May 6, 2025

Crispy ghost

When a man wipes the end of his dick off after cumming with a Kleenex and it dries standing up looking like a ghost.

Oh man, you have a whole graveyard of crispy ghosts by your bed!

by Squeeler5000 May 31, 2025

Mr. Crispy

Mr. Crispy is a man who can only be described as a living legend. His sheer agility and overwhelming confidence cannot be matched. Mr. Crispy is rarely seen because he's always two steps ahead of you. All who gaze upon him will soon suffer devastating defeat, of which none can prepare for. He lives in the wind and feeds on making you look like a noob. It is said that the only way to summon Mr. Crispy, though not recommended, is to cook bacon to the perfect level of crispiness and then scream at the top of your lungs, "I am the crispy king!".

Person who sees Mr. Crispy: "Hey! It's Mr. Cri... damn. I just suffered the most devastating defeat."

by BoieZee1992 December 25, 2022