A ski resort in New Jersey where the lines are longer than the trails, the food is pricier than the lift tickets, and the only thing more plentiful than the potholes in the parking lot is the attitude of the locals. Don't worry, the 45-minute wait to get on the 2-minute chairlift is totally worth it for the breathtaking views of the Jersey suburbs.
North (aka Vernon Peak) and South. North is where you'll find the drunk 30-50 year old rich New York City parents, sipping champagne and complaining about the lack of artisanal coffee options while their kid is off in a $200 ski lesson. It's like a real-life game of ' Skiing and Sipping,' where the goal is to see how many craft beers you can drink while still managing to stumble back to your Audi Q7 in one piece.
Meanwhile, South is where the real party's at – or at least, that's what the even drunker 15-25 year old snowboarders will tell you. It's like a never-ending rave, minus the music and plus a lot of spilled Natty Light. So if you're looking for a skiing experience that's a little bit like being in a bad MTV reality show, but without the convenience of being able to just change the channel, then Mountain Creek Resort is the place for you!
North (aka Vernon Peak) and South. North is where you'll find the drunk 30-50 year old rich New York City parents, sipping champagne and complaining about the lack of artisanal coffee options while their kid is off in a $200 ski lesson. It's like a real-life game of ' Skiing and Sipping,' where the goal is to see how many craft beers you can drink while still managing to stumble back to your Audi Q7 in one piece.
Meanwhile, South is where the real party's at – or at least, that's what the even drunker 15-25 year old snowboarders will tell you. It's like a never-ending rave, minus the music and plus a lot of spilled Natty Light. So if you're looking for a skiing experience that's a little bit like being in a bad MTV reality show, but without the convenience of being able to just change the channel, then Mountain Creek Resort is the place for you!
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Malevelon Creek is a planet located in the Severin sector in Helldivers 2 that saw a ton of fighting against the automatons during February but was eventually lost. It became infamous in the community for its intense resistance and Vietnam war like environment. It was gloriously retaken on April 3rd as part of Operation Swift Disassembly.
Malevelon Creek is a planet located in the Severin sector in Helldivers 2 that saw a ton of fighting against the automatons during February but was eventually lost. It became infamous in the community for its intense resistance and Vietnam war like environment. It was gloriously retaken on April 3rd as part of Operation Swift Disassembly.
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Get the Creek God mug.A mid-ass ski/snowboard resort located in buttfuck nowhere, Vernon, New Jersey. Also known to locals as “creek.” The “mountain” is only about 1,000 feet, if that. It’s decent for New Jersey/New York, but complete ass compared to anywhere else.
Mountain creek has two main peaks. At Vernon peak, or also known as “north,” you will only find 30-40 year olds drinking their faces off after only two runs while their toddler is in a ski lesson. North peak has little-to-no terrain features and is home to the iciest trails you will ever find. It’s for beginners or rich inner New York City people to try skiing/snowboarding for a day and decide they hate it.
South peak is for the stoner ski/snowboard park bums, aged from like 15-25, and you will also find them drinking their faces off, but before they even go down their first run. Home to the muddiest trails you will ever find. Tailgating in the parking lot is very common and so is drinking on the lift. Just make sure your snow pants are big enough to fit your Fireball shooters.
Someone who typically goes to north shouldn’t go to south. And vise versa. It’s a crappy place but it’s home
Mountain creek has two main peaks. At Vernon peak, or also known as “north,” you will only find 30-40 year olds drinking their faces off after only two runs while their toddler is in a ski lesson. North peak has little-to-no terrain features and is home to the iciest trails you will ever find. It’s for beginners or rich inner New York City people to try skiing/snowboarding for a day and decide they hate it.
South peak is for the stoner ski/snowboard park bums, aged from like 15-25, and you will also find them drinking their faces off, but before they even go down their first run. Home to the muddiest trails you will ever find. Tailgating in the parking lot is very common and so is drinking on the lift. Just make sure your snow pants are big enough to fit your Fireball shooters.
Someone who typically goes to north shouldn’t go to south. And vise versa. It’s a crappy place but it’s home
“you guys wanna get f**ked up at mountain creek this weekend?”
“you mean that muddpit on route 90 filled with dirty New Jersey people?”
“you mean that muddpit on route 90 filled with dirty New Jersey people?”
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