canyon crack

WHEN SOMEONES ASS CHEEKS ARE SO FAR APART THEIR ASS CRACK LOOKS LIKE A CANYON...

BITCCHHHH DID YOU SEE HER CANYON CRACK

by @LUKEPERUKE ON INSTA June 1, 2018

Crack Nest

The forming of bedding, for example: doona's and blankets in a nest like fasion to create a comfortable and safe enviorment in which to smoke crack pipes.

Note: this is best achieved in the morning proir to engaging the days events

Damn, I came home from work and she had built a crack nest in my bed.

Are those blankets for your crack nest?

Do you fancy a roll about in my crack nest?

by cockstar June 19, 2011

Crack bitch

A bitch who is high on crack and doesn't give two shits about anything because she's high on crack.

Beth:"Damn Becky! Look at that crack bitch"

crack bitch:"hsiakwkalsjdhrvrhjsks"

by Redcloudstrife May 22, 2016

Do it for the crack

To do it for the laugh of the situation

Friend: ah gowan do it
Me: No! Sorry boi but I can't
Friend: ah do it for the crack lad!
Me: alright then ill give it a go!

by Jay McEv November 16, 2019

crack hack

The cough one develops when smoking too much crack cocaine or similar substance.

That crackhead's been coughing all morning in the ER waiting room. Don't worry, it's not contagious, it's just crack hack.

by St. Furn Obnox March 29, 2017

crappy crack

Crappy Crack is when you have wiped your ass after taking a crap earlier in the day.. As a result you spread your crap higher in your crack. When you use the toilet a second time you find that you have left a skid mark on the back of the toilet seat.

You have swamp and gremlin ass and you wiped it higher in your ass crack and you sit down on the toilet seat and leave a crappy crack (toilet seat skid mark).

by MAC1 August 21, 2006

Cracking a tinny

Opening and drinking from a tin can of beer

My friend how about cracking a tinny?

by J The Don October 14, 2010