Condom Money

(1) a sum of money that is irrelevant, typically a small amount.

(2) The amount of money you are supposed to allocate for condoms.

Many people chase 'condom money' all their life.

by 3antasy April 3, 2023

Noodle Condom

The little spice packet that comes with Ramen noodles.

Dude, did you just empty the whole content of my Noodle Condom into your own Ramen?

by COWBOYxx77 June 30, 2021

Boston condom

the age old contraseptive of practing penile-anal penetration

dont want to get her pregnant? Better use a Boston condom.

by ConFe July 20, 2015

California Condom

When you stuff a smallish box into a free flat rate envelope to defeat the high cost of shipping to far off places.

Brenda in Long Beach ordered this sweater from me. It's $9.85 to ship it in it's own box, but I crammed it into a California Condom and got the cost down to $6.90

by global_shipper December 22, 2018

Internet condom

A version of parental controls that makes internet browsing safe and searching for dank memes impossible. Made for guys named Yung.

Yung: I need protection... like rubber outfit before searching for dank stuff.
Other user: an internet condom?

by Constlyung October 28, 2017

Chocolate condom

The act of when you fuck someone in the ass and your dick is lightly layered with poo

George told me that Lacee gave him a chocolate condom last weekend when they did anal.

by Katie Ginger October 3, 2017

take a condom

.'A compliment (mostly for a female, but also for men) that mean 'you look hot

:one sister goes on a date

?sister1: hey sis' how I look
sister2: take a condom
!sister1: really? thanks

by RasNir September 26, 2020