Kush Comad

waking up after a nice night of smoking your favorite herb and having that brain delay/fog discombobulating you for the next few hours

Bob: bro i was kush comad so bad this morning i almost switched lanes into another car

Jerry: no way man, the same thing happened to me after smoking that key lime pie

by Goofy69321 June 22, 2022

Post Coital Coma

The feeling you get post orgasm that makes you feel that you are in a coma and cannot (or do not wish to) move. A total sense of satisfaction post sex.

I can't get out of bed at the moment as I'm in a post coital coma.

by FredAstair June 15, 2019

Upset food coma

When you eat so much food that it hurts

I eat so much food I think I’m going to to have an upset food coma.
“Brittni 2020”

by Big history October 25, 2020

Selfie Induced Coma

A life-threatening condition where the brain shuts down for approximately 1 week due to the overload of selfies taken. This can result in Tiktokpothermia or even death due to the lack of E-Boys commenting on their post.

S3Xm@ster69: Damn, I saw her last week in a Selfie Induced Coma
OmGBTS49: Yaaaaass that's tha tea sisss heart emoji heart emoji

by idk6000 May 2, 2022

T.V. Coma

The state of being motherfucken relaxed watching T.V. to the point where your eyes are fucken burning.

T.V. Coma

by Skonko David May 17, 2011

Camaro

(n) a device used for taming horses.

Having suffered another embarrassment at the hands of a Camaro, the dejected Mustang driver headed home from the track.

by RLS_2000SS May 31, 2005

Comacho

Balls like sweet jelly beans, gentle lover, sexiest man alive,

Comacho is a smooth and jelly belly like lover, tastes good.

by Third Base Babe January 9, 2011