The Coffee Club

The Coffee Club is a ROBLOX slave coffee company that has the hottest staff alive. The owner, zaisens, is a demon overuler that has the presidential team by his side. Every staff member is sexy, even people with flat asses (confoxjosh). We also have lots of love, with our Presidential Assistant Xaisens marrying a staff member. Scandoulous! They will soon rule the coffee industry with the previous fallen owner, coldplays, watching by their side proud of what we have done. We will soon become a corporation with its regime reaching all corners of the ROBLOX platform.

Viva La TCC!

Chad: Have you ever heard of The Coffee Club?
Vicky: Yeah, apparently all their staff are really sexy.

by TheCoffeeClubSlave November 30, 2020

Wilkins Coffee

A famous coffee brand with commercials that include puppets named "Wilkins" and "Wontkins", which were made by Jim Henson.

Wilkins You have any Wilkins Coffee in your house?
Wontkins No.

by It's-a me, Isaac! December 29, 2020

Communal Coffee

A container filled with quality coffee, which is somehow always full. Often the subject of false ownership claims and unwarranted aggression, the communal coffee is usually found next to containers of substandard coffee options such as 'international roast' and 'Blend 45' and covered in hieroglyphs resembling the words "don't touch" or "f*** off ".

Sean Edwards witnessed Adam Daniels making a cup of coffee from the communal coffee container, becoming aggressive, he falsely claimed that he was the owner of the communal coffee container, lol.

by Alexis Livingstone February 26, 2022

coffee dunk

when you dip your penis into iced coffee, and then get a blowjob.

this iced coffee is so good i could coffee dunk you

by woohoo your boo July 5, 2021

swedish coffee

A type of preparation of coffee, most popular in Sweden, where a coffe cup is filled up less than half way, and a coin is dropped into the bottom. Then, vodka is poured into the coffee until the coin is visible.

Swedish coffee is a dangerous combination of vodka and caffeine.

by Lauraface August 10, 2007

Dutchman's Coffee

The dopest term for marijuana.

the term was coined from the fact that pot is sold at coffee shops in holland.

"Dude, let's go drink some dutchman's coffee and get fuckin ripped"

by Sunday Chillz January 12, 2009

cup of coffee

An exaggerated expression defining a short length of time; as short as the amount of time it would take to drink one cup of coffee.

Question: How long were you married?

Answer: For about a "cup of coffee."

by PJW May 14, 2005