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chronic retardation

When someone is chronically retarded!
girl one: why's that boy laughing for no reason?
girl 2 : he must have chronic retardation
by hairdyegal88 October 7, 2009
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the-chronic

sexy, awesome, 1337, huge cock, ladies love him
I walked down a hallway and all these hot ladies wanted the-chronic.
by =o January 27, 2004
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airport chronic

Marijuana; known as "the shit" in Michigan, to find it you have to know the Pilot, and you must pick it up and Detroit Metro Airport. Also known as "A.P.C."
"Hey we gotta go down I-275 to I-96 and hit up metro to get that Airport Chronic"
by Kirk S. May 13, 2005
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Chronicles of Nearnia

An exaggerated tale of a short or nearby trip/journey.
John: So I drove to the grocer to get some milk and on the way there was this MASSIVE 20-car pile up, then a 7-eleven drive-by robbery, then I tried to run the robber down, then I saw Spiderman, then-..

Tom: Spare me your Chronicles of Nearnia and give me the milk.
by onceuponajosh October 24, 2008
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chronicleisbad

chronicleisbad is the worst streamer in the world.
chronicleisbad pfff never heard of him SpeakieLive is better!
by Tixl November 20, 2021
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Chronicles of Gnarnia

(noun, plural)

Records in any recordable form, of compelling events having taken place.

Not just any events, however - said events must be:

-outlandish
-fantastical
-neutral to bad
-difficult to believe for those not present
-able to be described as "gnarly" or "gnar-gnar"

Social Media is the most commonly used medium for the recording of such gnar events, but it is not reliant upon this medium. Journals and diaries are another common form.
Brian: that was a crazy show last night!

Rob: I know right? Can't believe we got out of there in time.

Brian: oh yeah we sure did. That swarm of rats seemed more ready to party than we were hahah

Rob: omg so gnarly dude. This is definitely going down in the Chronicles of Gnarnia.

Brian: lol already on it

Rob: shred the gnar
by robot.palmtree August 13, 2024
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AMS Chronicles

The source of literature containing all the origins and stories leading to the downfall of AMS and it’s Communist tendencies
Remember when Spiderlady battled Squidsquab in the AMS Chronicles
by SamuelMyers November 3, 2019
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