Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr.

him

Have u heard of the legend Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr., also known as him?

by yeah4610 June 20, 2023

Christopher

Christopher is a very funny guy, when you get to meet this man he can seem strange. But he is very funny, goofy, and extremely sensitive. He is an awesome partner, and will be respectful toward women. He is a soul with a lot of love to give. Christopher has anger issues but that's only when you say rude stuff and talk crap He will also be your forever partner in crime

Cheers to the people out there that are named Christopher

by TheunkownMaker March 15, 2023

christopher daniel wiseman

Noun a man who you would't want to piss off, he's strong caring and dont give a fuck what other think. Will help others before helping himself, he is very wise and smart, when a girl get him he will love her with all his heart and will protect her with all his might. A hard worker. He will want to have kids when he's ready will support his family when he get one, never cheat on his girlfriend/wife. He will put a smile on your face chear you up when needed. And has a huge cock

Her boyfriend is a christopher daniel wiseman he chear her up all the time she always smiles around him

by allamerican1996 November 1, 2013

Christopher

A certified coglionazzo, grand master of professional bucchinarism. He loves horror movies not because he understands them, but because he screams like a nonna in menopausa at the first jumpscare.
His only real skill? Talking to you in Napoletano even if you don’t understand a single cazzo. Basically, he’s like Google Translate but broken and from Napoli.
He can’t do niente useful in life, but at least he fails with passion: a smiling disaster.

Example:
– “Christopher, can you help me with this?”

– “Ué, frà, t’aggia spiegà ‘O Shining!”

by gattttttto September 5, 2025

Christopher S

A gentleman, who has brown eyes and dark black hair, tan skin and the cutest smile, he has the personality of a fucking parasite but he’s amazing. You may see him skating (failing to do a kick flip) being socially awkward, or with his amazing gf. Christopher likes America 🦅🇺🇸 but is Australian .. ( American at heart ) likes $uicideboy$ and zillakami. He is a nerd at heart who enjoys being on google earth, and talking abt geography.

Girl 1 - who is that!!

girl 2 - that’s Christopher S he’s always wearing black !!

Girl 3 - he’s wearing an I ❤️ my gf shirt today 😱
Girl 1 - aw :(

by Soggy balls November 13, 2023

Christopher

an ass but hes cool ig

"christophers such an ass"
but hes kinda cool...

by rosevv August 22, 2022

Christopher

Buy Chris for $32.95 and he comes with 9 color options. No returns and he smells like cheeks.

Christopher is so damn expensive

by Hsisjbekansjdibdhd November 10, 2025