Christianity

I see you've looked up christianity.... well you obviously need some Jesus. I suggest you try it some time.

Christianity.....NEED SOME JESUS!!!!!!!

by Thatcoolchristiangirl January 9, 2019

Christian

a kid that is smart, athletic, easy to become friends with. A try-hard at all sports he plays.

Christian is always a first pick in kickball.

by Peter Delgado January 29, 2017

Christian

Getting a blowjob in church

Wow look she's giving him a Christian

by The Troutboy August 5, 2017

Christianitis

Slang term used to describe someone that avoid responsibility. Typically on the first day of the work/school week.

Tommy is missing from school for the third Monday in a row! Looks like he got a bad case of Christianitis!

by -Not4U2Know January 3, 2017

Christian

A person who believes in God the Father, Son (Jesus), and the Holy Spirit as the Creator of everything good in this world, accepts Him into their heart and submit to the direction of the Holy Spirit. That's it. However, this person has a lifestyle that follows because of the change of heart the Holy Spirit gives them. A lifestyle as such: This person believes the bible to be completely true and knows how to interpret it. This person follows Jesus to the best of their ability and asks for forgiveness when they fail. This person is humble and Holy Spirit led instead of emotion led. This person doesn't justify sin. This person tells others about Jesus because of their love and compassion for humanity so that we can all live in paradise with Him as we were meant to from the beginning.

Shawna is such a devout Christian. She is humble, loving, compassionate, bold, confident, non-judgmental, obedient, prayerful, wise and patient.

by Joshua Cadence September 2, 2015

christian

a sexy bitch who gets all the girls and is good at all sports

I wish I could be christian

by 1212348574839382635 June 6, 2018

Christian

The kind of kid who reached his athletic peak in elementary school, plays baseball, and now is 1st in the lineup in middle/high school because he's the coaches son. He also pitches, throwing hard and innacurate. He's put on a little weight since fifth grade so he cant really run. He just strikes out and throws a fit in the dugout. Nobody on the baseball team likes Christian.

"Damn, Christian is only on the team because he's the coach's son."

"Yeah, he sucks."

by NCBuckets January 17, 2018