christian

a sexy bitch who gets all the girls and is good at all sports

I wish I could be christian

by 1212348574839382635 June 6, 2018

Christian

a kid that is smart, athletic, easy to become friends with. A try-hard at all sports he plays.

Christian is always a first pick in kickball.

by Peter Delgado January 29, 2017

Christianitis

Slang term used to describe someone that avoid responsibility. Typically on the first day of the work/school week.

Tommy is missing from school for the third Monday in a row! Looks like he got a bad case of Christianitis!

by -Not4U2Know January 3, 2017

Christian

Getting a blowjob in church

Wow look she's giving him a Christian

by The Troutboy August 5, 2017

Christians

A crazy group of radical terrorist

Christians are a religious cult

Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?

Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.

Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.

by Breakfastsong November 22, 2017

Christian

Absolute cockhead

Christian is gay

by The Millennium November 13, 2018

christian

Very sweet at first but once u know him, he might be a little different. very nice and caring to females and has crushes very fast. He likes multiple girls at the same time. even while he is dating a girl, he might say he doesn't like anyone else but he still has crushes while dating the girl. His girlfriend is very lucky but the sad thing is, he might lose feelings fast. after a breakup he might get into another relationship very quickly. A**hole!!! Even though he promised to be friends after a break up he will completely make u feel bad about the break up. he will come sit near you and talk to everyone but u. u feel feel like he is ignoring you on purpose. he is also very cute and many girls like him. Especially Angelique. but he is a very good secret keeper and may keep your secrets for you.

girl#1: Omg!! Christian is such an A**hole!! he lost feelings for Angelique soo fast!!She broke up with him cuz she knew he was losing feelings!!!
Norma: Well, that means i can get him now:)

by #someonewhoknowsallthedrama!!! May 11, 2019