Kid1: Yo did you see that Asian on the Piano?
Kid2: Yeah, he was BEAST
Kid3: Heard he's the best at math in school and does an upper level science.
Teacher: He's a Child Prodigy
All Kids: Geek
Kid2: Yeah, he was BEAST
Kid3: Heard he's the best at math in school and does an upper level science.
Teacher: He's a Child Prodigy
All Kids: Geek
by Sendet March 15, 2014
Get the Child Prodigymug. The child a parent gets, having raised it completely correct. A reward child is usually not identified before its teenage years.
She was smart, funny and very kind, a reward child to her parents; So unlike her selfish and unpleasant siblings.
by Big.ED February 25, 2011
Get the reward childmug. When a man gets a girl pregnant on purpose, when she doesn't want to stay with him. Maybe it's a one night stand, maybe not.
So that you have that person in your life forever, or on 'Child Lock.'
This can be a specific person, or just anyone in general, so that you definitely have someone in your life for the rest of your lives.
Generally not used by a woman, as the man may just leave her as a single mom.
So that you have that person in your life forever, or on 'Child Lock.'
This can be a specific person, or just anyone in general, so that you definitely have someone in your life for the rest of your lives.
Generally not used by a woman, as the man may just leave her as a single mom.
Man A: My girl wants to use condoms so she doesn't get pregnant, but dam I love her. I'm gonna poke holes in all of em so that she gets pregnant, then I got her forever on Child Lock.
by e-weezy October 3, 2016
Get the Child Lockmug. n: 1. something completely adoreable.
2. someone small and timid.
adj: resembling a bunny, especially in the facial structure.
v: constantly moving, especially when disturbed or frightened.
2. someone small and timid.
adj: resembling a bunny, especially in the facial structure.
v: constantly moving, especially when disturbed or frightened.
1. awww!! it's such a bunny child!
2. you look exactly like a bunny child.
3. don't worry, we won't hurt you bunny child.
4. if you don't sit down and stop bunny childing around, so help me i'll whip you.
2. you look exactly like a bunny child.
3. don't worry, we won't hurt you bunny child.
4. if you don't sit down and stop bunny childing around, so help me i'll whip you.
by miss kitty February 22, 2005
Get the bunny childmug. by IGrapeBabies November 27, 2011
Get the chernobyl childmug. The demon spawn bent on making you want to kill yourself.
If you want to stop dealing with the monster, follow these steps...
1.Buy a gun from your nearest market.
2.Drive back home.
3.Shoot the neighbors dog.
4.Then give the gun to your child and tell him to go to school.
5.After that, watch him get arrested on the news.
6.And finally, YOUR FREE! You'll never see your child again and you get to go back to living a normal and lonely life.
If you want to stop dealing with the monster, follow these steps...
1.Buy a gun from your nearest market.
2.Drive back home.
3.Shoot the neighbors dog.
4.Then give the gun to your child and tell him to go to school.
5.After that, watch him get arrested on the news.
6.And finally, YOUR FREE! You'll never see your child again and you get to go back to living a normal and lonely life.
by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017
Get the Childmug. These are the unfortunate children born with slightly brighter minds than most, And the unfortunate off-spring of STEM Parents. While most people who do go into STEM fields are quite successful, it is simply not the case with these poor souls. These children are naturally fairly bright and often surpass normal levels of intelligence and comprehension for their age, but as they age they grow into their intelligence, They are no longer exceptionally intelligent children, they're now above average teens and adults. After likely being shipped off to some STEM School or Advanced School of Insert Generic Scientific Term as a child they begin to struggle and fall behind, The work being provided is not the same easy amount of manageable assignments as before in their normal schools back when they still had friends and relationships. The transition has hurt them, and they are hurting on the inside. Their STEM Parents remain totally oblivious to this and continue to slobber over How their children are going to be so wildly successful and brilliant when they go to some University or collage and study Some advanced science crap or some sort of NASA related thing for 4+ years. This continues on until the Child goes mad, Moves out and attempts to live a normal live free from dictation, Or somehow manages to live up to their parents in a painful existence.
Mike: Did you see that kid over there, He looked really stressed.
June: Yeah, he did. Sort of reminds me of a STEM Child. Did you hear his parents boasting about him to all the teachers?
Mike: Yeah, and they were the teachers in the grade ahead of him..
June: Definitely a STEM Child.
Mike: Definitely STEM Parents. Hope the guy is better off in the future.
June: Yeah, he did. Sort of reminds me of a STEM Child. Did you hear his parents boasting about him to all the teachers?
Mike: Yeah, and they were the teachers in the grade ahead of him..
June: Definitely a STEM Child.
Mike: Definitely STEM Parents. Hope the guy is better off in the future.
by AlternateLoneSarge March 27, 2021
Get the STEM Childmug.