N. a faux phone call, or a phone call where there is in fact nobody on the other side, where one holds their cell phone to their ear and goes off on a monologue, often times pausing or gesticulating in order to imply a conversation. Often times used when loitering for extended periods to make it appear as though you are waiting for somebody or are doing something other than standing around aimlessly.
Can also be used to alleviate the awkwardness of walking down a long street towards another you may not know or do not want to talk to, pretending to be on a call can provide an excuse not to talk to interact with the person.
Can also be used to alleviate the awkwardness of walking down a long street towards another you may not know or do not want to talk to, pretending to be on a call can provide an excuse not to talk to interact with the person.
I was at the store and I saw my ex from a couple years back checking out. I immediately whipped out my phone and began a fauxn call until she left.
I was waiting to get picked up outside 7/11 and rather than stand about shadily I started up a fauxn call and began a convincing soliloquy until my ride arrived.
I was waiting to get picked up outside 7/11 and rather than stand about shadily I started up a fauxn call and began a convincing soliloquy until my ride arrived.
by JustBonds May 24, 2011
Get the fauxn callmug. by uniug June 28, 2016
Get the Calling Stationmug. When someone unintentionally calls you on their cell phone while it is still in their purse. Usually the result of digging around their purse or putting something in it, which results in unintentionally speed dialing a person. The person on the other end can usually hear garbled conversations either live in person or on voicemail for an undefinite period of time that can be lengthy.
Hey, I think you just purse called me. Please hang up your phone so that I'm not spying on your conversations.
by cocochronicles March 25, 2010
Get the purse callmug. The act of making, or taking calls from a toilet. These calls can involve noises associated with bathroom use, while at least one party is acting like this is perfectly fine.
Hello!
Hey Tommy, thanks for calling, how you doing bro.?
FIIIINNNNE!
What's new?
Noottthhin'! Aahhh! (Deep breathing._
Hey Tommy, are you Toilet Calling me again?
Hey Tommy, thanks for calling, how you doing bro.?
FIIIINNNNE!
What's new?
Noottthhin'! Aahhh! (Deep breathing._
Hey Tommy, are you Toilet Calling me again?
by TranceMasterJohn July 20, 2011
Get the Toilet Callingmug. by yzAx November 17, 2016
Get the Call of Dutymug. by xXxUDxXx September 21, 2016
Get the Call of Dutymug. Two games that should not be put together under any circumstances, due to the sheer amount of addictiveness in both to cause a rip in the average gamer's life and kill us all.
by DefaultAsAwesome October 23, 2012
Get the Call of Minecraftmug.