clutch boner

When you're in a 1 vs 4 situation and you manage to win the round, and your penis becomes enlarged.

"Holy fuck dude nice clutch!"
"Yeah man! I have such a clutch boner!"

by ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) May 1, 2015

Clutch

When your mom or dad etc. brought you food, snack or drink

Ty: Aye bruh you got the clutch
Jake: Yeah man I would always come thru for u

by MyaBae January 12, 2016

Clutch

Bad/rubish

Omg I did so clutch on that test yesterday

Zoë) fgs I just got a detention

Chelsey) that's so clutch man
Zoë) I know mate

by ZoëChelsey May 3, 2016

Clutch

Winning a 1v3 round of Search and Destroy by yourself.

I clutched a 1v3 in League Play. You jealous?

by Hah!OhThatsRight September 19, 2016

clutch

When someone gives you something that you want or need....

Mom came in clutch last night. She got me some McDonald's.

by Qveen_quiqui May 9, 2017

Clut

A highly promiscuous person who has, unfortunately, contracted and now infected with Chlamydia from one of their random hookups at some stage, but are far too lazy and unfazed with treating their condition and not bothered one bit about who else they may infect along the way... "Clearing The Clutter" can be used as a metaphor, when a person cuts a out a Clut from their life..

"Clut and paste"... Recreating the exact same experience, nothing changed, over and over and over again like a routine, Anytime they hookup. Like cutting and pasting. A routine of repetitious and monotonous bedroom antics and unwilling to incorporate any safe sex practices in their encounters, as well as being unconcerned with exposing others to any STI's they may be carrying...

by TsuNomie November 2, 2019

clutcha

The person who did something when really tired and clutched.

Man 1: Hey dude, did you see the game last night?
Man 2: Yea, Brady was a real clutcha.

by TheItalianDream February 29, 2020