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Crispy

No i dont want Tyler to give me a back massage that fool is crispy af
by Scanteguey January 4, 2026
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royal crispy

The act of a woman ejaculating on your penis, letting it dry and get crispy, creating a royal crispy.
Dude! My girl gave me a royal crispy last night!
by officialdildotester69 January 11, 2026
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Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap, Crackle, and Pop (Rice Crispies)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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crispy

say someone dropped a spliff on the floor
“are you buggin
by k.9nine February 16, 2025
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Crispy Calamari

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.
by anonymous March 21, 2025
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Crispy

Mazen: Guurrrrlllll you crispy AF
His wife: WTF? That’s not even a thing.
Mazen: It means thin and desirable. Look it up.
by Zenma April 2, 2023
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Crispy

An exceptionally strong or buff person, especially if their appearance or personality seems frail.
That old man is really crispy-he can lift 100 pounds.
by Miku Miku oo-ee-oo June 12, 2024
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