Utah Jazz

Polygamy, group sex, or just bein' a dedicated slut (male or female).

"Fred has four wives."
"Wow. That's some "Utah Jazz" right there."

"You should come to the hotel tonight. Three women and twenty guys having sex all night."
"Nah. Utah Jazz freaks me out."

"Hey sailor, come up and see me sometime if you like Utah Jazz."

by Nards Eubanks June 1, 2022

jazz lines

Written version of "jazz hands"; emphasizes the coolness and excitement surrounding a word.

-> Watson <- rules "Jeopardy!; therefore, jazz lines must surround its name.

by Tcherkate September 12, 2013

Jazz your Apples

To grab someone ruthlessly by the balls and shake them

Jeffrey is gonna jazz your apples

by no02345t6 September 20, 2023

squirrel jazz

A subgenre of jazz music characterized particularly by its playfulness, analogous to the behavior of squirrels. This is reflected in its frivolous instrument and harmony choices.

The song "Marche no Kuroi Kuma" by Gonzales Mikami is a fine instance of squirrel jazz.

by pineapplerind December 19, 2023

Devil Jazz

That shit that sounds like you had your fourth booster shot while smoking a carton of Red 100’s while sipping on the devils wife poon juice. Heavy rifts from hell that make your grandma go to an extra service on Sunday. A pentagram that makes your nails turn black and black billy haunt your wet dreams.

That devil child was blasting his devil jazz

by Devil jazz November 24, 2021

JAZZ

I never meet a such a lovely person, who i can truly trust. i don regret her one bit, she is a sunshine in my heart who always had my back. Without her my pain would be hiding in a whole suffering. I could never repay my dept of your kindness. my time with her has pass a long time but it feels like it was just yesterday. she is a great person, ONLY PEOPLE WHO TRY TO GET TO HER WILL TRULY LOVE HER!!

I don't know how my world would be without jazz, but i would know it be full of darkness. she creates sunshine from rain, she makes flower bloom. Even a smallest memory with her is special to me and to others.

thanks dear sis, you've been loyal

Idiot: she is annoying your lying

Me: shush child

Idiot: you don even know her for that long
Me: she is beautiful and the only person who would truly never understand her is you because your jealous of her confident

Idiot: ........
Me: SEE
Idiot: i defined her annoying

Me: i defined you as a jealous person and jazz as a flower

by POTATOLIFE June 8, 2018

Moody Jazz

the retarded and fucked up way of saying the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure stand "Moody Blues"

"I just drew Moody Jazz"
"It's Moody blues you retard"

by Pneumonological February 12, 2025