Flat Broke 

Penniless. Can't afford to even break-dance. No money whatsoever.

i am Flat Broke!

Flat Broke by AspenNomad June 12, 2014

monkey broke-up 

When you send a monkey to carry a break-up letter to a significant other, rather than break up with that person yourself.

"It's always awkward when someone shows up for a date after I monkey broke-up with them."

monkey broke-up by dongo991 May 4, 2010

if it ain't broke, don't fix it 

The old school version of predictive maintenance.

One of the quickest ways to break something is to fix it when it ain't broken.

if it ain't broke, don't fix it by Downstrike December 14, 2004

Coke Broke 

To spend all ones money on cocaine.

I'm so coke broke I cant afford to eat.

Coke Broke by Ozie May 25, 2006

fit aint broke 

when the fit aint broke,when you cant sacrifice something and say this instead

big hobo:spare change sir?
joe fixit: na sorry boss, fit aint broke

fit aint broke by Fit aint broke March 12, 2018

old broke dick dog 

Being worthless and having nothing to live for.

That guy is as worthless as an old broke dick dog.

old broke dick dog by thibodeaux June 9, 2003

the straw that broke the camel's back

The last straw. The final bit needed to tilt the balance over to one side or send one over the edge.

After following her around for days and making obscene phone calls he threatened her son. For her, that was the straw that broke the camel's back and she went to the police.

the straw that broke the camel's back by Tharish T June 3, 2005