Monkey Breath

n.
A satirical news blog based in Chicago, Illinois

v.
1. To satirize in a hilarious fashion
2. To mock

Hey, Did you read Monkey Breath today?

Dude, you just got Monkey Breathed!

by Drake78 March 26, 2008

Penis Breath By Association

When a male friend is dating a well known slut. Can Also be referred to as a PBBA

Dude, Scotty's dating Suzy Slutbag? What a PBBA (Penis Breath By Association)!

by captainfunk1 August 15, 2008

green stink breath

looking at all of my friend Josh's definitions of green day song's...much have been fuckin high when he wrote this 1. green instead of geek? good job, josh!

i found a treasure filled w/ sick pleasure

by Mike_Dirnt September 4, 2004

mad hot shit breath

When someone is standing near you, with dry, (hot) and smelling like your dog just shit in your back yard BREATH!

"Hey Katie, will you stop leaning over me, your going to knock me out with you MAD HOT SHIT BREATH!"

by Mane Bunter January 29, 2007

panocha breath

Having a fishy breath...

Damn she has some mean panocha breath... offer her a tic tac!

by Jessica Jess Sancheese May 16, 2006

ass breath

The breath of a vegetarian. They sit around smuggly odering carrot juice and similar shit, thinking that they're the cat's meow, when in fact, you could weld with their breath.

He: This Volvo was owned by a Professor.

She: How do you know?

He: can't you smell the ass breath?

by Hoze December 20, 2004

Breath of Death

The cruellest method of execution known to man. After engaging in 69 style loving, the top partner rolls over, places his brown eye over the mouth of the bottom partner, and does a show (see doin shows!.) This may or may not be fatal or permanently disabling.

My girlfriend cheated on me, so during the "I forgive you" sex I performed the Breath of Death on her.

by Pinto March 9, 2004