chinese boyfriend

A man of Asian decent who is family oriented, skilled in techniques of love balancing both emotional and physical and mental harmony.

My chinese boyfriend is so sweet. Today when he got back from work he asked me how my day was while rubbing my feet!

by wnddrrwmnn January 16, 2005

ex boyfriend

ROOT OF ALL EVIL! Jelousy causing event, that leads to the destruction of all men.

I just talked to my ex boyfriend...
- great! WHy don't u just rape me with the schuett cock since that completely makes me wanna .... erahh!

by jesta:--> October 19, 2003

bouffon

French and suburbanite insult ('idiot').

T'es vraiment un gros bouffon !

by Marianne January 18, 2004

obsessed ex-boyfriend

A boy or man who can not move on with his life without checking with you a million times to see if you are interested. Also includes internet stalking, stalking, keeping tabs on you, hang up calls, text, IM's, and more. He may try to convince you his suicide attempt was your fault. This may end up in various attempts to split up current relationships and lots of drama.

After 13 years an obsessed ex-boyfriend tells you that you were always his.

Gets jealous of any relationship you have.

Repetitive attempts for a booty call.

Calls your other ex's or current other by bad nicknames that he determines at any time.

Calls friends for info on how you are.

by Cinci girl March 7, 2009

ex boyfriend

Ex boyfriends are the enemy. They tell you they love you and then stab you in the back and it the heart and leave you for your best friend

Example? You want an example? How about my ex boyfriend calling me every day to tell me how much he likes my best friend, right after we had broken up, and then turns around and calls her and tells her he loves her, and it turns out she loves him too

by emmaroo December 30, 2004

boffle

'A bit Of Fry and Laurie', British comedy show of the late 80s and early 90s. (Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry)

Been watching any boffle lately?

by bad_penny April 19, 2006

instagram boyfriend

he'd go to ends of the earth to get the perfect instagram picture for his girlfriend

Damn, he's perfect - wifey, instagram boyfriend, bae - all in one!

by classyyhoe October 19, 2017