Bored Load

The result of a male masturbating out of boredom.

I had nothing to do last night, so I knocked off a bored load.

by Theronai February 27, 2011

borecast

When perspectives for a very boring events are almost certain.

Tomorrow I have a dinner at my cousin's home. There's a terrible borecast about it..

I got a worrying borecast for tomorrow at my cousin's... I'm afraid I could die of a boregasm

by catafracta March 7, 2011

boredante

The sensation one feels while one is reading "Dante's Inferno" and becomes bored.

Student A: Why weren't you at the party last night?

Student B: I had a reading assignment to do, and was struck by a feeling of boredante.

by magicalsharpieofdeath January 9, 2012

Bored

The very bane of human existence. boredom is a disease contracted from things such as (but not limited to) staying on the internet till 5 Am , having no friends , or internet being down. Boredom causes you to want to watch cat videos , chat on omegle , write definitions on the urban dictionary or god forbid go outside. There are no known cures .

(boredom)

by PhantomNightmare January 31, 2014

bored

What I am 90% of the time, and what you are if you look this up. Now lets see if you can read this:

H1 1 4M 80R3D

(hi I am bored)

by FNaF, MLP: FiM, and Frozen fan February 27, 2015

bored

you got nothing better to do and you start talking to strangers on sites. you will end up feeling like shit and wanting to die until you talk to your bestie or someone you know that is entertain you

i got bored so people talk to people on omegle or dating sites to annoy people

by oxsophxo February 28, 2015

boreday

when you have a boring birth day

bday boy: sigh this birthday is more of a bored
out of date hipster: was up brother was you looking, so sad because its yo birthday (starts singing) its yo birthday its yo birthdayits yo birthday its yo birthdayits yo birthday its yo birthday its yo birthday
bday boy: well its been ok until i saw your face

out of date hipster: oh you be jelouse
bday boy: well to be true I'm having a boreday

out of date hipster: what your mum even got me to come here
bday boy: exactly

by watchlover June 20, 2015