Chuckling Blowjob

To be done while one is getting a blowjob:

Just before you climax, say something funny. If done correctly and timed perfectly, the girl will laugh as you ejaculate. Because she is laughing, the semen will squirt out her nose.

"Tina really found that joke funny, and I should know. When I said it, I turned a regular blowjob in a Chuckling Blowjob."

by Chaz Palletz February 17, 2010

Spaghetti blowjob

Where you get a plate of spaghetti and put the noodles around the mans penis. The girl then puts spaghetti sauce on the mans balls. And she/he sucks all the mess off

Elijah:Chill my balls are sensitive

Aiden :This is a spaghetti blowjob, don’t complain bitch

by Big Daddy UGH February 27, 2019

BT BlowJob

The act of receiving fellatio while listening and/or reciting God Bless America.

Frito received a killer BT BlowJob while saluting his country.

by Musket Jim June 13, 2009

Mermaid Blowjob

When you recieve a blowjob while submerged in water. could also refer to it as "mermaiding"

She gave me a mermaid blowjob in the pool.

You see the girl mermaiding that guy at the lake?

by Deraj Gnuoy August 27, 2013

Pythagorean Blowjob

Sexual act, where by the "giver" takes 3 inches with the first mouthful, 4 inches with the second mouthful and 5 inches with the third mouthful. This process is repeated to ejactulation.

6, 8, 10 is possible but only after stretching.

similar to a standard blowjob.

I was in the Mathematics department at Imperial and THE girl in third year, I forget her name, gave me a Pythagorean Blowjob. I'm afraid I reached the identity after five cycles.

by Genius92 November 4, 2011

texas blowjob

Like a normal blowjob but the girl straddles the man and he plays with her rusty sheriff's badge.

Girl: Hey baby wanna 69?
Boy: Yeah, jump on board and give me a texas blowjob cos I'm going to shove a finger up your ass

by positionman June 16, 2013

blowjob

(n.) 1. The process sometimes deemed an art in which a female caresses the protrusion in a man's pants with her mouth until the appropiate eruption takes place. 2. Someone who laughs all the time, ar stupid stuff, or purely lacks the common sense to be consider appropiately human.

Actually shes back there giving him a blowjob you stupid blowjob.

by riz January 5, 2006