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After Blowjob Kiss 

The kiss you give your girlfriend after she sucks your dick because if you don't kiss the lips that pleasured your penis, then you're a hypocrite. (Kissing is vital to some girls and women during and after sex)
*le gf comes up from giving you head*

(You may not want to kiss her but you do it because she swallowed your load)

*gives gf an after blowjob kiss*

(Makes gf happy)
After Blowjob Kiss by SatansHelper69 November 27, 2013

Dip Blowjob 

A chick puts in a lip of chaw (nothing cheap) and administers a blowjob.
Guy 1: Guess what I got last night?

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: Dip blowjob!

Guy 2: No shit?!?

Guy 1: Yeah, she threw up all over the place.

Guy 2: .........

cotton candy blowjob 

A cotton candy blowjob is one of a kind where a girl slurps another girls vaginal secretions into the mouth and then proceeds to vomit on the males genitals. Doing this creates the red color like cherry cotton candy mixed with semen creating the swirled effect in the sugary carnival treat that serves as a wonderful lubricant.
hey wanna have some fun?

how about a cotton candy blowjob?

eskimo blowjob 

The act of receiving oral sex from a female, while she has ice cubes in her mouth.
Whenever she came around the corner with the ice cubes I knew I was getting an eskimo blowjob.

Jenny wanted it to be flavored so I bought her a snowcone for my eskimo blowjob.
eskimo blowjob by Hartness January 1, 2006

Blowjob Attendant 

1. What you call a girl in a guy's bathroom who is there for no reason at all.
2. What you wish a girl in a guy's bathroom was and really is.
Pepe: There were 4 girls in the guy's bathroom.
Sanchez: Dude, I think you mean there were for blowjob attendants in the bathroom.
Blowjob Attendant by TheKimmer April 30, 2010
When a guy get's his dick sucked on by another person's mouth
Kiersten : Jake likes to caress my hair when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kaylee : So

Kiersten : So a man likes to feel relaxed when his dick is sucked on! DUH!
Steve : Yeah I like to fondle Chad's balls when I'm giving him a Blowjob!
Kiersten : So does that make him feel relaxed?
Steve : No not really but it makes him cum a lot and I really like cum!
Kiersten : You are so selfish!
Kaylee : And disgusting! You are so disgusting!
Steve : Oh Kaylee your just jealous cause you don't have a man to give Blowjob's too like me and Kiersten do!
Kaylee : Oh Go Suck Yourself!
Blowjob by SlopNChop May 7, 2018