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bloody brown

A1C Brown discharging a brown lumpy substance from the penis after sex with Frazier
Bro that bloody brown was amazing
by Jahns johnson July 29, 2014
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bloody fufo

A bloody fufo can be described as a bloody fucking fool usually the response for being called a bloody wanker
Ugh divine is such a bloody fufo
by Its.tkay August 14, 2018
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Bloody Pineapple

When you forcefully insert an unshaved pineapple into a random person's anal cavity against their will.
I'm gonna use a bloody pineapple on dis hoe.
by Booty ripper August 23, 2016
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Bloody Melissa

When a woman has intense anal sex with a partner, leading to a tear inside of the anus causing bleeding and discomfort.
I couldn't workout today due to Steven giving me a bloody Melissa during buttsex.
by Theamateuramerican February 5, 2023
mugGet the Bloody Melissamug.

Bloody watermelon

When to take a shit so large it comes out like a bloody watermelon. These will sometimes tare the insides causing a huge bloody mess.
Adam, Nikki just took the largest bloody watermelon I've ever seen. It won't even go down the toilet!!
by Jimmy Dean Jellybeans May 20, 2017
mugGet the Bloody watermelonmug.

Bloody Astronaught

When a man sticks a condom over his head, and into a woman's vagina when on her period and then pulls it out and blows, inflating the condom, now covered with blood.
"Damn, that girl's pussy was so loose and I could easily do a bloody astronaught with her."
by Austaul Hattavitch September 23, 2005
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Bloody Mary

When a lady is masturbating for a man's viewing pleasure and pulls out her bloody tampon and whips the guy in the face with it, smearing blood on his face. Best performed on heavy flow days for maximum effect.
I got revenge on Dirty Sanchz last night when I introduced him to Bloody Mary.
by Bloody karly March 24, 2009
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