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horrible mountain bike

A portable lan edition of the pc game counter strike.
I always play as counter terrorists on horrible mountain bike.
by LMxDurgex December 30, 2008
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Putting the bike in the trunk

"I met up with that chick Mary from the mall the other night, bro..."

"Ya?? How'd it go?"

"I am thinking about putting the bike in the trunk..."

"Dude, you're gonna put your Schwinn in there?? No way!!
by peternorthHUGE May 15, 2010
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Flying the bike

Giving anal while having her bend over like a bike with her arms extended outward. Using her wrists as revs.
We are really flying the bike tonight.
by Jacrispe February 19, 2019
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Blake

very handsome polite man who always so anything for the people they love.
Man, he is such a great man or blake
by Blake716 May 6, 2015
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rusty bike chain

Eating out the ass of someone with braces than making them suck your dick and smile, showing shit stains on their teeth and braces
Guy: Suck my dirty dick!
Guy 2 sucks and smiles.
Guy: Dude, you got a rusty bike chain!
by paulada5 October 20, 2008
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Blake

'Blake' is the name of a sigma male who is sexually attracted to pineapples.

Exuding nothing but the scent of pineapples, a mere whiff of a Blake converts you. You no longer like betas, you no longer like alphas, fuck alphas, you now only like sigma level Blakes.
Ahhhh Blake, I think I'm gonna arrive. Yep, I'm arriving, I'm arriving, uh, uh , uh AHH.
by Sigma Level Blake September 26, 2021
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Niner Bikes

THE BIG REVOLUTION. 29ers only!

Makers of the best bikes out there. Niner's expertise in the 29er wheel size, superb craftsmanship, quality materials, and outstanding engineering means that they're at the top of the game when it comes to mountain bicycling.

"It’s more than just a name. It’s our passion.

The 29” wheeled bike isn’t just a token in our line-up. It is our one and only love, our heart and soul out there on the trail.

It’s 100% commitment to a wheel size we believe in, to impeccable designs & exquisite ride quality. It’s a dedication we want to share with you on every ride."

Pedal Damn It!
Rider #1: "Wow you're so much faster on that Niner RIP 9 than you were on your 26er!"
Rider #2: "I know! The 29" wheels and perfectly tuned CVA suspension means I can climb efficiently while still being able to push my limits on the downhill! This bike is so much fun!"
Rider #1: "And it's sexy too! Niner Bikes sure knows how to make a nice lookin' ride!"
Rider #2: "Hey you can take it for a spin if you want, just be sure to wipe the drool off when you're done!"
by 29erider February 22, 2011
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