beetroot band

The darker line around the bottom of your bellend

My beetroot band is really sensitive today nanny.

by Lord bellend-baitley February 24, 2014

Beetrooty

When someone can't stop laughing and their face goes beetrooty.

She was laughing so much her face was the colour of beetroot! In fact! she was beetrooty! Proper!

by BeetrootTea March 4, 2016

Beetroot

An abusive sexual relationship, with 'beet' meaning to beat, and root meaning to have sex with them.

"Did you hear about Jayden and Emily? Their relationship was totally beetroot"

by tisgrc June 5, 2016

beetface

A person whose face lights up red when he talks; A person who hates someone for no reason.

Max Freedman is such a beetface, his face lights up red when he talks, and he hates me for no reason!

by Ekul_Nosnhoj December 11, 2016

beet up

Put a beet up smb's ass, literally or figuratively. Also can be a noun phrase, "get a beet up smb's ass". A new way to say "kick ass". If you get a beet up your ass, you get beeted up, i.e. fail at smth drastically.

- What's up dude?
- Hooked up with a chick, but got a beet up my ass: threw up all over the place and passed out.

by Nerdy Bastard May 30, 2017

beetsie

sexy af intelligent bitch that doesn't even see the trolls trying to feast on her juicy ass

oh shit that beetsie sure rocks my fucking world, she doesn't even care!

by opriddler June 17, 2017

Beetroot

Making someone beetroot is making them angry so they go red in the face.

I fink we do it more cuz of how much it makes Tory cunts beetroot.

by bewild July 4, 2017