Beth - a well worn synonym for beautiful in modern English.
Beth - Seldom but occasionally used as the butt of obscure Chemistry jokes.
Beth - Seldom but occasionally used as the butt of obscure Chemistry jokes.
Beth - Beautiful
(1) Whoah check out that sunset... It's totally Beth.
(2) Did you see the bride, she is so Beth today.
(3) Hello beauty professional, I'm here for my 1 o'clock appointment to be Bethified (NOTE: This always includes a pedicure - Beth's are very particular about the state of their feet).
Beth - Obscure Chemistry jokes
(1) Have you heard the one about the Beth who was reading a book about helium? She just couldn't put it down.
(2) Beth apologised to th class for not adding more jokes... but she only updates them.... periodically!
(1) Whoah check out that sunset... It's totally Beth.
(2) Did you see the bride, she is so Beth today.
(3) Hello beauty professional, I'm here for my 1 o'clock appointment to be Bethified (NOTE: This always includes a pedicure - Beth's are very particular about the state of their feet).
Beth - Obscure Chemistry jokes
(1) Have you heard the one about the Beth who was reading a book about helium? She just couldn't put it down.
(2) Beth apologised to th class for not adding more jokes... but she only updates them.... periodically!
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3. The antisocial behaviors of Bethelite women may have something to do with the fact that in fifth grade everyone went through the D.A.R.E. program designed to keep kids off drugs and alcohol. Bethel finds it mandatory for children to be subjected to constant reminders of how weed will make you drop dead, how playing with matches will end with your dog in ashes, how if you ever touch a cigarette will make you go bankrupt, and how talking to strangers will end with you in a bloody burlap sack buried deep in the woods. The dramatization of these situations by D.A.R.E. is sometimes outrageous, and barely effective. D.A.R.E. has recently been cancelled as a program as to save money for the town, possibly to pay off the debt created by that big birthday cake for Barnum.
4. Bethel has only two celebrities. The first is P.T. Barnum, who is essentially worshipped by everyone of even the slightest political power in the town. Recently, the town decided that it would be a great idea to have a huge town celebration for Barnum's 200th birthday which included buying decorations and a huge cake and renting a presumably expensive petting zoo and a belly dancer that gave all the little boys boners. A superior celebrity by far is Thurston Moore. Thurston Moore is the singer, song writer, and guitarist of Sonic Youth. Most Bethelites have no good taste in music, so Thurston is not widely acknowledged... which sucks.
3. The antisocial behaviors of Bethelite women may have something to do with the fact that in fifth grade everyone went through the D.A.R.E. program designed to keep kids off drugs and alcohol. Bethel finds it mandatory for children to be subjected to constant reminders of how weed will make you drop dead, how playing with matches will end with your dog in ashes, how if you ever touch a cigarette will make you go bankrupt, and how talking to strangers will end with you in a bloody burlap sack buried deep in the woods. The dramatization of these situations by D.A.R.E. is sometimes outrageous, and barely effective. D.A.R.E. has recently been cancelled as a program as to save money for the town, possibly to pay off the debt created by that big birthday cake for Barnum.
4. Bethel has only two celebrities. The first is P.T. Barnum, who is essentially worshipped by everyone of even the slightest political power in the town. Recently, the town decided that it would be a great idea to have a huge town celebration for Barnum's 200th birthday which included buying decorations and a huge cake and renting a presumably expensive petting zoo and a belly dancer that gave all the little boys boners. A superior celebrity by far is Thurston Moore. Thurston Moore is the singer, song writer, and guitarist of Sonic Youth. Most Bethelites have no good taste in music, so Thurston is not widely acknowledged... which sucks.
3. Officer:"So if you start smoking, you will spend all your money on ciggarettes, and run out of money, and go bankrupt, and be forclosed upon, and end up living in the street where you will end up sharing catfood stir fry with a legally insane man with a beard." Kid:"Holy potato!!"
4. Thurston forever!!!!!! <3 Go Bethel,CT!
4. Thurston forever!!!!!! <3 Go Bethel,CT!
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I've just done a Beth and eaten sauce off my finger.
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