1 definition by JQ_Global_Nomad
Beth - a well worn synonym for beautiful in modern English.
Beth - Seldom but occasionally used as the butt of obscure Chemistry jokes.
Beth - Seldom but occasionally used as the butt of obscure Chemistry jokes.
Beth - Beautiful
(1) Whoah check out that sunset... It's totally Beth.
(2) Did you see the bride, she is so Beth today.
(3) Hello beauty professional, I'm here for my 1 o'clock appointment to be Bethified (NOTE: This always includes a pedicure - Beth's are very particular about the state of their feet).
Beth - Obscure Chemistry jokes
(1) Have you heard the one about the Beth who was reading a book about helium? She just couldn't put it down.
(2) Beth apologised to th class for not adding more jokes... but she only updates them.... periodically!
(1) Whoah check out that sunset... It's totally Beth.
(2) Did you see the bride, she is so Beth today.
(3) Hello beauty professional, I'm here for my 1 o'clock appointment to be Bethified (NOTE: This always includes a pedicure - Beth's are very particular about the state of their feet).
Beth - Obscure Chemistry jokes
(1) Have you heard the one about the Beth who was reading a book about helium? She just couldn't put it down.
(2) Beth apologised to th class for not adding more jokes... but she only updates them.... periodically!
by JQ_Global_Nomad October 6, 2018