Under the bumper warranty

When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge

Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.

by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024

Cut your rear bumper off

Implying you would like to cut off a man’s pants and motorboat a man’s bunghole

Come here good looking, let me cut your rear bumper off!

by PodiumFinish January 2, 2025

Alabama toad bumper

The sexual act of inserting a frog into your cousin right before sex.

Last night i gave shelly one hell of a Alabama toad bumper.

by Quackrock March 2, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Mamame El Beeper EL Mamame<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mamame El Beeper EL Mamame<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mamame El Beeper EL Mamame<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》Beeper A Than Hips More Hold I《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》Beeper A Than Hips More Hold I《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》Beeper A Than Hips More Hold I《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 21, 2025

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》I Hold More Hips Than A Beeper《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》I Hold More Hips Than A Beeper《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>《.7.9.7.6.》I Hold More Hips Than A Beeper《.7.9.7.6.》<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. December 21, 2025