Mike Vick

Commonly used slang by criminals for a quarter ounce of non prescribed illegal drugs. Mainly used when referring to cocaine, but could be used for a wide scope of other illegal substances. The reason for this is because the quotient of twenty-eight(number of grams in an ounce) divided by four is seven. Seven coincides with Michael Vicks player number on the NFL team Atlanta Falcons.

Hey, could you get someone to hook me up with a Mike Vick?

by Walter Cronkite October 18, 2006

mike majlak

Logan Paul's number 1 yes man. Can't take criticism, sucks up to his more successful friends, and clearly enjoys being a douchebag.

Guy 1: Mike Majlak is a nonce.
Guy 2: Couldn't agree more.

by AnActualHumanBeing November 12, 2019

Mike Shinoda

a very very sexy man indeed.

mike shinoda is sex on legs.

by shiz March 23, 2005

Mike Tyson

Pro Boxer and Ear Eater Extraordinaire!

He will also eat your children in their sleep and murder your wife... all while kicking grnadma down the stairs.

by The Sneak September 18, 2003

mike shinota

a misspelling of Mike Shinoda, emcee of Linkin Park and Fort Minor.

person: hey you heard Mike Shinota's work?
other person: who?
person: looser

by KATHYxx October 8, 2006

Mike Jette's

Slang: Merrimack Vallely High School term for refering to ones testicles.

"Damn it's hot out here. My Mike Jette's are sweaty!"
or
"OW! Right in the Mike Jette's"
or
"Dammit your busting my Mike Jette's"

by Electrick D00M June 21, 2009

Mike Ehrmantraut

Sussy Baka from breaking bad

Mike Ehrmantraut famously says:
“Put your dick away Waltuh, I’m not having sex with you right now Waltuh”

by SoosImposter69 December 3, 2022