bickericker

when someone named jan teun tries to be funny/smart

that jan teun is such a bickericker

by mistermanmanwomen June 3, 2023

Rectal Brick

A Black writing surface where text and pictures may be drawn on by Chalk. Also known as a 'chalkboard' or 'blackboard'.

The teacher in class today had to write up the 5 rules of the classroom on the rectal brick before we would behave.

by Keesh^_^ October 30, 2008

mental brick

Any thought that hits the person's brain with such impact it feels as if he/she has been struck by a brick being thrown at them. These can come as single bricks, dump trucks full of bricks, or brick roads depending on the meaningfullness or amount of thought that goes into it.

Ohhhh man that was a huge brick.
What was it?
I just thought about how I was feeling the first day I fell for you.

Note: you just say brick, not mental brick, it is assumed when you explain the thought that it is a mental brick.

by Jake Who? February 7, 2009

Sniper Brick

A piece of sidewalk that is uneven with the rest, that a person does not notice and trips and or stumbles on. Making the person they are with laugh.

guy 1: (trips) "oh shit"
guy 2: haha "dude u just got hit by that sniper brick"

by JC marine March 28, 2011

soft brick

Your phone becomes nearly impossible to use, slower, less functional, and is usually because of a virus or various malware.

Jessie's phone was soft bricked last night.

by Z Man Thing May 22, 2016

Talking Brick

(Noun) Saying something dumb and meaningless.

Person 1: Yo Yo, what's good dawg?

Person 2: Yo what's poppin?

Person 1: Nun much yo, we about to pull up to the west side with all my crackas Yo!

Person 2: Tf did you just say?

Person 1: Lol nothing nvm

Person 2: My nigga shut the fuck up, all you do is just be "Talking Brick" like that shit is making no sense.

by blabkabla August 8, 2016

Beak Brick

The giant rock hard cocaine infused bugger you find in your nose the morning after party night.

I woke up this morning with the biggest beak brick ever

by Dirty Hairy June 16, 2017