Barcelona

Simply the biggest bunch of cocksuckers to grace they Earth. Their roster consists of 3 of the biggest cocksucking bastards. Messi is the one who's good with the balls. Neymar is the one with various assfucking techniques and Suarez is the one who bites all genitals he sees. The team consist of men known to evade taxes and laws, and no one really knows who allowed this team of cocksuckers to soil the beautiful game. Supporters of FC Barcelona are called barka dogs or crybabies. They are usually deemed to be 12 year olds who think they know football when on the contrary, the only player they know is the short fat felching pig called Messi.

Did you see Barcelona lose? Of course not! They buy all the referees. Did you know that some players from Barcelona evade taxes? John tell me something new!

by 1234penguin May 17, 2016

Jesus bracelet

A fashionable bracelet sported by many Christians and non-Christians across America. They are just soooo fashionable that even people who don't believe in Jesus wear them.

Hey look she's wearing a Jesus bracelet.
I thought she was Atheist.
Yeah she is, but Jesus bracelets are in style so she is keeping up with the latest fashion. Duh.

by Jesus bracelet wearer March 26, 2010

Barely Blind

Barely Blind (literal meaning - complete void of talent), are an overly popular musical group in their hometown of Groves, Texas, who are gaining a national fanbase of bitches without a proper taste in music.

Powered by the musical ignorance of others, the band manipulates elements of rock and powerpop to hypnotise twelve year olds and kids who try to be "emo". This hypnotism draws them away from the only group they listen to, My Chemical Romance, and makes them wank to fucking Barely Blind. The effects of this are so strong, that the first note of any Barely Blind song will make one of their bitch fans have an orgasm.

Hey, you guys! I heard about this awesome band called Barely Blind, who only play what they know people want to hear! You should listen to them too and make them really popular, even though they TOTALLY FUCKING SUCK! Put away that My Chemical Romance CD and take this copy of "The Way We Operate"!

by Abschaum November 25, 2007

ankle bracelet

A device that is semi-permanently attached to the ankle of someone who is under house arrest. The device communicates with a monitor installed in the wearer's home which sends a signal to the probation officer if it is not within a short distance from the monitor at specific times of the day. Typically used during level 4 probation to ensure that the wearer stays at home during prescribed hours.

What's that bulge on your leg?

That's my new ankle bracelet - gotta run, I'm due home in 15 minutes!

by Ex-Felon October 2, 2007

jelly bracelets

Okay What the stupid colors mean at my palce are :
Red=your on your period
Green= you want money for it
Black= Hard sex
Glitter= your gay
Orange=nuthin
Blue= soft sex
Pink= your a virgin
and so on... thats all it is...

Ie:
G: Break one for me
B: why?
G: just becasue
B: *breaks one* Oh now we gotta fuck
G: no we dont
B: oh
(( i do this all the time, its wicked funny ot see the boys faces!))

by Tabzie January 23, 2005

cracka barrel

a plethera of white people in one place

we thought that club was gonna be hoppin' but it was a straight cracka barrel in that bitch!

by caddie womp ass March 31, 2008

apple barrel

(noun) Nickname for a person with a gapping mouth that men could use to dip their balls (or bob for apples) in. Unlike teabagging, member must be awake.

That dude is an apple barrel, cuz he never shuts his fucking mouth

by Tucker Tyson June 20, 2008