Brandon 

Bandon in the bitchiest, price of shit you can encounter. He's the kind if person who plays fortnite on PS4 with a keyboard and mouse at 3 in the morning.

"Brandon--"

"Shut the fuck up"

Brandon by Bigboialex September 21, 2018

Brandon 

Brandon is usually associated with a fat, dorrito eating hacker who would try anything to be a tough guy

Bro, don't act like such a Brandon

Brandon by Lekker Stuk Vleis September 30, 2018

Brandon 

wants McDonald's

Mom: Hey brandon
Brandon: I want McDonald's

Brandon by Violet Knowles October 5, 2018

Brandon 

some disgusting weirdo, lil indian scammer

yo brandon beat it

Brandon by BobtheTatMate October 12, 2018

Brandon 

Has the big gay

Man, this kid named Brandon has the big gay

Brandon by Jsbdbe October 24, 2018

Brandon 

Brandon is the biggest dickhead you will ever come across. He likes everything to be about him and only him. It’s his way or the highway which makes him a stupid ass retarded bitch. He’s a tall skinny legend and only is nice when you give him money. Don’t be a Brandon

Oh my god have you talked to Brandon today?

No, I haven’t paid him yet, so he keeps ignoring me.

Brandon by lavagirl68 October 26, 2018

Brandon 

A fucking retarted 11 year old that is a nicotine head

Brandon your such a nicotine head, stop vaping in the school bathroom faggot

Brandon by Meowslayer69 October 27, 2018