A nerdy man who wears a dress shirt and has pencils and pens in his pocket protecter.He plays Desktop Defender every day, he drinks beer every year, he drinks wine anytime!
Tony:OMG, I GOT 20,000 ON THE WEEKLY CHALLENGE
Evan: I GOT 55,000 BEAT THAT!
Tony: What an Evan Lam.....
Evan: I GOT 55,000 BEAT THAT!
Tony: What an Evan Lam.....
by (LIKE-A-SUM-BO-DEEE) July 2, 2010
Get the Evan Lammug. Reid Evans, born Feb. 14th, 1983 in Poughkeepsie New York is known worldwide as the first man to hold the record of bicycle tires changed in one day. Reid changed a record 531 flat tires in 24 hours on April 6th, 2004 in front of two judges from the Guiness Book of World Records. It is said that his hands were bleeding by tire 316, and after he had completed the record, he could not move his fingers for over a week. He has now held the record for well over two years, having not had one single attempt to defeat said record. When asked whether or not he planned to attempt to break this record, he answered: "For the sake of my fingers, I hope I never have to do that again."
by Kelsey Sugamama November 17, 2006
Get the Reid Evansmug. by Snippppper January 7, 2020
Get the Jack Evansmug. 
A couple who act like they hate each other but very much love eachother, usually are both brunettes and have brown eyes, emily and Evan are usually the cutest couple people will ever see, they both have a heart of gold and always shoot for the moon and guide eachother along the way
"I wanna relationship like an Evan and emily"
"Damn they're cute like 2 birds in a tree"
"Spicy like a taco"
"Emily and Evan are adorbs cute"
"Damn they're cute like 2 birds in a tree"
"Spicy like a taco"
"Emily and Evan are adorbs cute"
by Pretty girl1019 May 24, 2017
Get the emily and evanmug. a fragile little lady, with a hunchback. she is a german teacher, and everyone loves her. she strutts in those heels, and she is hilair!!!!!!!!
she was also on xfactor.
she is FRAGILE. her head? small.
taytay and lizz understand this.
-cheeky and out.
she was also on xfactor.
she is FRAGILE. her head? small.
taytay and lizz understand this.
-cheeky and out.
by fruff smith July 3, 2011
Get the Frau Evans.mug. by Abi Taylor May 4, 2021
Get the Chris evansmug.