alcoholic ice residuals 

The remaining small amounts of alcohol left clinging to ice cubes on a mixed drink that eventually melt off.

Hey Charlie, since I always party harder than you I'm going to drink your alcoholic ice residuals before your cup gets taken away, ok?
Ya James...

alcoholic ice residuals by The Boy who cried Goofs October 20, 2010

alcoholrexia 

to forgo the consumption of food to provide more calories for alcohol

i have alcoholrexia, i did not eat all day so i can go out tonight and drink all night and still maintain the same level of fatness

alcoholrexia by cana9733 November 18, 2010

Alcoholics Anonymous 

A place where people go to wallow in self-pity and brag about their addictions.

It helps some people stay sober, but only through the superficial validation and amnesty for all of their wrongdoings. People in AA believe that nothing they have ever done is their fault, because they are afflicted with an addiction.

This definition was written by an ex heroin addict who has been clean for over a year. You don't need alcoholics anonymous to fix your life up- just a pair of balls.

Alcoholics Anonymous by relates359436893468973456 July 14, 2010

non-alcoholic hangover 

A non-alcoholic hangover happens when someone has not eaten all day or has very foolishly consumed a large cup of coffee then taking a standard dose of dayquil, resulting in a headache that resembles a hangover.

John Doe: I have such a throbbing headache.

Jane Doe: Why?

John: I have a terrible cold and I took some medicine after I had my morning cup of coffee.

Jane: You have a non-alcoholic hangover.

John: Sure feels like one.

non-alcoholic hangover by thelonesith December 16, 2009

Alcoholics Anonymous 

A self-help program for alcoholics involving group confession; substitutes an addiction to the organization and its rituals for an addiction to alcohol. Also AA.

Ever since he got convicted of drunk driving he's beein going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings twice a day, and become insufferable.

Alcoholics Anonymous by cornholio October 13, 2003

alcoholic 

Q: What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?

A: Alcoholics have to go to those STUPID meetings!

Alcoholism is not a disease, it is a condition. You don't 'catch' alcoholism; it is voluntarily self-inflicted though admittedly hard to stop. Calling it a disease implies a passivity to the situation that absolves one of personal responsibility, when it is up to the drunk him/herself to take care of the matter.

Also, there is no such thing as a 'recovering alcoholic'. Either you're drinking or you're not.

alcoholic by Zonie Yank February 20, 2005

Alcoholism 

Contrary to popular belief, alcoholism is the act of drinking by one's self, typically while in a state of malaise.

Doug: Where's Zach?

Chris: Haha I didn't invite that crazy fuck to my party.

Doug: Terrific. You know that he spends his evenings drinking alone in his basement? He does that on nights when he has no plans.

Chris: Drinking alone!? Now THAT is true alcoholism.

Alcoholism by Zebo_4sho July 4, 2009