Willy whisperer

Someone who is mad into giving oral sex. Like totally gameball into it dude.

She loves the cock, known locally as a willy whisperer.

by Midgy B September 28, 2017

willy swords

This is a game were two consenting adult males will partake in the act of fencing using only their genitalia.

Alright mate fancy a game of willy swords?

by William Swords December 12, 2008

vag-willie

the insertion of the index finger into the vaginal cavity to obtain wetness like spit then sticking and twisting said wet index finger into someone else's ear.

she was feeling a bit frisky and evil so she reached down under, gave herself a quick rubdown and surprised him with a warm, wet, heart-felt vag-willie.

by Vanessa Schwag November 6, 2010

Soaking Willy

When one cuts out the middle man of a regular wet willy and sticks their tongue directly into the persons ear, thus upgrading the moisture status of the willy from wet to soaking.

I’m about to demolish Jacobs ear with this soaking willy.

by Zach.pem October 3, 2020

Willy Dance

When no neck men blow off some steam and cause a mass Facebook humourfest.

Neil had a Willy Dance last night... 300 comments later on Facebook and no one is doing any work!

by Mike@Vault October 30, 2013

Piss Willy

Used to refer to stuck up or utterly ridiculous people or things. The Piss Willy is a proper or well refined worm with a British accent who wears a top hat, bow tie, suit, and has a cane.

Prep: Ew. Youre gonna eat that? That is so unhealthy.

You: Well yea. I mean thats why I got it.

Prep: Ugh. Whatever, you're gonna get fat.-walks away-
You: That just makes me huggable ya feckin Piss Willy!

by Ashton_Ecstasy August 3, 2014

Moist Willy

A childish act of putting a moist finger in someone's ear.
Similar to a wet willy but with less moisture on the violating finger.

I was sitting on the train minding my own business, then out of nowhere Josh gave me a moist willy

by Meadophile September 29, 2009