king of the thing

In context to the song king of the thing by O.A.R.
There is a kink...and this thing that the song speaks of is the throne that the king sits on in the third line of the song. Some may say that you can't be king of a throne. But I say why not. Some beleive this king is the king of India because O.A.R. has a t-shirt that depicts this king as being Indian...hense the turban. And he is sitting on a throne. So what i say it this thing is an Indian throne
Indian: What is the king in the song King of the thing by OAR the king of? What thing?
Indian: The throne DUH
by Mike June 26, 2006
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do the thing

A phrase for shy people who want to talk about sex acts in public (or people who want to talk about sex at work without getting in trouble).
Girl: Soooo, did you do the thing with that girl from sales?
Dude: Which thing?
Girl: You know, the thing.
by KrW September 23, 2005
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small things

the small things that are enjoyable in the world. Like hot girls...wait thats a big thing. The small things are like when you take a dump and your shit comes out clean
damn man my small thing had so much room in her pussy.
by g-unit January 28, 2004
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Jimi Thing

1) Slang term for Condom

2) Dave Matthews song, making reference to sex and drugs
Reference to sex,
"Sometimes a Jimi thing slides my way and keeps me swinging" -DMB
Reference to drugs,
"Smoke my mind, make me feel better for a small time" -DMB
"Her gur, put that Jimi thing on me so we don't make babies"

"Well, here in England us gays use a Jimi Thing to prevent STD's from anal"

"Dude, I was so high listening to Jimi thing and it so was amazing"
by PH.d at dis shit April 30, 2009
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A jeep thing

1. Propaganda put forth by the Jeep company to give their cars appeal. With that smarmy fucking smily face on the back.
2. Jeep things include:
(1) poor gas mileage
(2) easy rolling (for that fun, hospital feeling)
(3) general inferiority to Toyota products.
Guy: My new jeep crapped out on me the other day...
Guy 2: What? You've never even driven that thing hard! Must be a jeep thing...
Guy: Yeah. I just don't understand.
by The great definer April 16, 2005
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black thing

a mysterious object in 303 that Jack wants to find but will never know what it is
Jasmin: Jack, stop trying to find my black thing!!
by FUPAJACK June 2, 2017
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