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Swifting™

The absurd act of trademarking or attempting to trademark commonly used words and phrases, named after our dear friend miss Taylor Swift, who has actually trademarked such things as "this sick beat", "nice to meet you, where you been?", "I'll write your name", "blank space", and "1989".

See also: The Fine Bros trademarking "react", because for some inconceivable reason, they think they invented the reaction video. Because they're absolute wazzocks.

((Note: Swifting™ is NOT trademarked, the ™ is simply a stylization. I am not a Swifter™.))
-Did you hear about The Fine Bros?
-No, what did they do?
-Dude, they've been Swiftingall over the place!
by syntheticanimal October 8, 2016
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tater swift

The act of using ones charms to quickly engage in anal sex.
Yo Angella called you know I'm about to get that tater swift

Originally used to describe the desire to stick ones penis I Taylor Swifts rectum.
by Lubedandready August 28, 2016
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tater swift

The act of using ones charms to quickly engage in anal sex.
Yo Angella called you know I'm about to get that tater swift

Originally used to describe the desire to stick ones penis I Taylor Swifts rectum.
by Lubedandready August 28, 2016
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swift game

quickly dodging in fights or slap boxing never to be touched
Damn my boy swift as fuck
DJ's swift game strong as hell
by YoungZuse February 8, 2017
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Taylor-Swifting

When a woman does not get the man she believes she deserves with unrealistic expectations so she starts hating on every man and tells her friends and all women how terrible men are and warms them of consequences of being with men.
Taylor: "I told you not to go with that Nathan, he will ruin your life, it does not matter how good he is, he is a man and men will be men"
Karen: "really, but he loves me"
Taylor: "They all say they love you initially but then they change, we don't need men, we just need a squad."
Karen: " Ok, but this is sad, I am not doing taylor-swifting anymore, I love my man and everything he is to me."
by KofD December 12, 2019
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Swift

I feel like I'm swift
by Yngfanpage May 7, 2020
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Megan Swift

A person who is very rich and stupid.
“Ugh don’t be a Megan Swift
by 110’s pull a madness June 3, 2020
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