Sam is a boy who looks like any normal boy, only he's truly a rare kind of human. He is the illusive Retardious Ninkapoopous
He is such a Sam.
by Denim Jeanes September 5, 2018
Get the Sammug. Sam doesn’t take showers so smells like shit
by Shmeasy June 13, 2019
Get the Sammug. by Doonie Van October 17, 2020
Get the Sammug. by FECKULOL August 4, 2019
Get the Sammug. A highly attractive male, often spotted sporting army pants, glasses and a ridiculous T-shirt with the stupidest scarf ever attached, who unfortunately claims to remain emotionally unavailable to the utter despair of the entire female population. A self-ascribed playwright who knows absolutely everything about philosophy and politics, at just 18 he will generally have conquered the world.
by Turner4 March 19, 2013
Get the Sammug. Sam means the name of one person who is:
Super
At
Masterbation
But fails because he or a she doesn't have anything to masterbate with.
Super
At
Masterbation
But fails because he or a she doesn't have anything to masterbate with.
Sam is a Gay Cunt
by SomeKidThatKnowsShit2 June 18, 2017
Get the Sammug. ugly girl that likes mason she is so horny for mason. She has a fucked up lip and she is so nasty she is so fat no one likes this ugly hoe
sam ugly hoe
by gaige forrest March 7, 2017
Get the sammug.