jumper puppies

British expression: Jumper puppies are the lovely little mounds which reside within a woman's jumper (Amer. translation - a sweater).

"Wow, nice looking jumper puppies!"

by MATCH Joe Blow October 19, 2006

Dick Puppy

A fool with no pride

Look at that dick puppy, it's just sad.

by BLeez September 2, 2011

Puppy Tuppy

These are younger girls (not peadophilic) who have the potential to be hot when they get older.

Hey Mick, there is some quality "Puppy Tuppy" over there!

by Smith Joe July 13, 2011

puppy love

puppy love is when you fall in love with your bestfriend and they love you too but instead of getting together you guys just flirt.

our story starts with our puppy love.

by sweetgirls😌💖 February 26, 2020

Puppy Magic

Masturbation, because every time you do it God magically kills a puppy.

Today I cast three puppy magic spells. All were successful. As a result, the pound is three puppies less full.

by jmtas May 19, 2006

Sick Puppy

A disgusting, disturbed human being who acts in a sickening, horrid, and unimaginable manner which makes people around him question his existence but appreciate his G'd actions at the same time.

That fucking weirdo Christian Mair won't stop talking about all the mung he used as anal lube last night, he sure is one Sick Puppy.

by BeautyBurger December 4, 2014

kittens and puppies

Raining kittens and puppies would mean raining lightly.

Let's go out. It's just raining kittens and puppies.

by uttam maharjan June 16, 2010