Mess

A way of life

Misty Howard's life is such a mess

by Missy160 April 30, 2024

Sexy Toilet Mess

When you and your partner are both on the toilet together and want to have sex. You both do it together on the toilet. And you make a big mess after it’s all over. There is stuff everywhere on the walls, floor ,and curling of the bathroom.

Jack and Kelly had a sexy toilet mess together after they both came home from work.

by Funnypants78 July 9, 2024

Drunken Mess

When you are a complete mess while you are drunk

Fozzy is a drunken mess

by reallygoodlookingman1 May 14, 2022

hoeism and messing wid girls feelins

it’s a crime

is hoeism and messing wid girls feelins a crime?

yes !!!!!!!!

by copforhoeism March 14, 2020

Messed up

Any person named Ari or Arianna is just messed up, in general.

"That's messed up."
"Just like Ari over there"

by Midnightdragonroarslikeachilds November 9, 2021

Middle eastern mess

the entire country of the middle Mediterraneans redistricted by Hitler in the 40s under different names.

'nobody cares about that middle eastern mess'

Like Beyonce said 'get out of here with that illuminati mess'

by anonymous August 10, 2025

Mess

A non-standard unit of measurement; usually heard in the Southern US States.

1: "Someone gave me a whole mess of cards."

2: "Here comes Jerome, he's a mess of trouble."

3: "We went fishing and caught a mess of fish."

by BochiZaRasu May 1, 2020