Joel

Joel is a common name of someone who has an abnormally small weiner. They have a genetic predisposition for being terrible lovers, communicators, and horrible at remembering names. They often claim expertise in many fields, however express no knowledge whatsoever. A typical Joel owns a truck without 4WD, dates white girls, and enjoys a finger or 3 in their own poop chute.

Boy: I think I'm in love with you
Girl: Shut up Joel!

by Jim Stephensen November 23, 2021

Joeling it

Joeling it refers to the act of Joel stroking his gangly penis.

Oh I’m Joeling it - my smegma ridden winky!

by Sp33nstrokr May 20, 2025

Joel Tan

nice person but depressed has nice friends but has lots of health issues like Nga Kay

did you take your stability pill Joel Tan

by 191837273 October 1, 2021

Joel

Biggest numpty you will ever meet tbh. All that comes out of his mouth is waffle and all that goes in is penis.

Wow he’s such a joel

by Töd January 30, 2022

Joel

A greasy man, barely human, who believes women he fetishizes will like him. He’s truly the death of the party in every scenario and has no self awareness, it’s embarrassing.

Person 1: Uh oh, look who it is…

Person 2: EW IT’S JOEL!!! I’m outta here!

Person 1: Wait! Don’t leave me here with that hideous excuse for a human.

by Mac Marlen May 2, 2025

Joel

Joel is a kind, funny, hot guy and they usually go out with girls named Karla, so Karla if u see this marry him.

Person 1: Who’s that?
Person 2: Oh thats Joel, Karla’s boyfriend

by Trustlations 4:20 January 22, 2022

Joel I'm gonna murder you vibe

When you text someone sarcastically and they want to kill you but with kindness

Joel I'm gonna murder you vibe ya feel me

by Yuh24jay February 12, 2018