hump daddy

When your boyfriend only humps you during sex and nothing else, aka no special positions that all girls(or boys) want. This will probably happen when you want sex but he doesn't. This usually means he is bored with your orgasms or sex moves. It could also imply he doesn't want to have sex with you for a long amount of time.

Tracy: "He doesn't put me in the position I like it anymore! I want to feel special, not a booty call!"
Mary: "OMG! What a hump daddy !!"

by FUCKMEINTHEFUCKINGPUSSYBITCH December 1, 2017

Perma-Hump

Usually occurring in a male either a) just hitting puberty or b) partaking in copious amounts of sexual intercourse. Symptoms include thrusting, or humping, upon sight or contact with someone of the opposite sex.

"All I did was shake his hand and he just started thrusting at me!"
"Don't worry. He just had a touch of the perma-hump."

by Mae F December 23, 2008

Jump Humping

When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking.

Jump Humping is practiced by students of Brigham Young University (BYU) or Mormon teens because they are expected to remain virgins until marriage. That's because soaking (or marinating), according to Mormonism, does not count as sex.

I was called to go jump humping for my bestie at a BYU dorm while she soaks with her boyfriend.

by morpheus30 September 23, 2022

Bible Humping

When you teargas a crowd of peaceful protesters for a photo op with a bible you've never read in front of a church you never go to.

I saw a dicktator bible humping in front of a boarded up church today.

by ABetty June 8, 2020

cardio hump

sexual intercourse as a cardiovascular exercise

dammit, my right arm is getting way buffer than my left arm. i'm going to have to switch to a regular cardio hump workout program.

by chuckybubbles February 1, 2009

camel hump

Camel hump... the male version of a camel toe. its when a guys pants are just WAY too tight.. and u can see a clear outline of his dick n balls

nice camel hump :)

by HiddenDesires May 7, 2018

Tree Hump

The act in which one spouse humps a tree whilst the opposing spouse watching as they do it preferably with a camera.

Me: I'm sorry tree....
Tree:Just Tree hump me and get it over with
*10 minutes later*
Me:HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN A GIRL
Tree:Please stop... ;-;

by CoreyTech February 2, 2018